Well wasn't
Tarasai particularly
CRAAAAZY tonight. I especially loved that she chose to apply her makeup with Smarties. The girl certainly channelled
somethin somethin tonight in what was an obvious backhand to Kevin Andrews. Girlfriend can sing but I kinda feel like I need a safety word when I watch her.
"Pineapple"Carl once again
didn't disappoint with his ability to rape a song, yet manage to share the blame as we are left with a chicken or the egg dilemma with him and Michael Buble. He also remains incapable of wearing anything but a white shirt and fucking thin tie.
OOOO i can't stand him.
I didn't think it possible that there could have been a worse Touchdown
performance than Alf's last week, but
Matt's complete misinterpretation of Bitter Sweet Symphony certainly pushed it. What the fuck was with his David Jones cardigan, ill fitting leather pants and plunging v neckline
t-shirt??? (Note - the fastest way to ugly is to wear one of those t-shirts in my book - leave looking like a gay to the gays. Oh actually, combine the aforementioned t-shirt style with drinking at the Vineyard on Acland Street in St Kilda with massive sunglasses on a Sunday afternoon and you deserve to die.). Also, whilst i would prefer to bonk Kyle over Matt, clearly his biggest asset are his eyes, yet
Bocelli opens his eyes more when he sings than Matt ever does - i just don't get it.
Australia's 2nd favourite blind Idol.Natalie, oh my beloved Natalie...absolute
car crash. I just wanted it to stop. A highly valued reader has been trying to convince me she is "very
cruise ship" for quite some time, but I couldn't see it until tonight. Tonight, she was more Carols by Candlelight than Dennis Walter and it hurt me so.
"ah hello Carols is my only gig a year, can't u at least reference me?"Shutup Silvie.
Ben is wearing a little thin
isn't he? Sure he is good and oh so sweet but he sounds the same each week. Another subscriber to "if I slow down a song even more, i have interpreted it in my own style". The kid is only 17 and doing a phenomenal job but I'd like to see him shake it up a little and do a Courtney Act and perform in drag next week
as we all know he will be doing it at the Greyhound in a couple of years anyway.
Jacob's girlfriend proves that being on Idol allows you to bat WAY above your average. Jacob's fist pumping at the end of the song proves that he remains a
knobjockey.
I am prone to over-exaggeration at timesDaniel (aka Alf) looked way more Greek than normal proving that he really is Ya
Ya's Sisterhood Star. His open handed fist pumping is taking over from where the
superfluous scarf in the land of
superfluousnessness. I've already completely
forgotten what he sang which is the problem with all his performances.
Marty - well i kinda like the bloke now that he no longer cares and you just know that Mark "misplaced arrogance" De Costa was sitting at home fuming that he remains in the competition ahead of him. Another fantastic cardigan from the work experience wardrobe assistant who also chose Marcia's moomoo.
Seeing that theme nights clearly mean absolutely nothing in this competition now that we know Carl is going to crucify a
Buble version of something, Jacob is going to Rock
Eisteddfod a
BritPop and Corby will walk out with a
guide dog, we came up with a BRILLIANT
theme night for next week
TV Commercial Jingles. Bacon Bacon Bacon...Victory Victory Victory...Call Call Carpet Call...ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.