Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Young Diver News

Reading between the lines today, it is now clear that Anthony Callea will be replacing Ricki Lee in the Young Divas.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Biggest Loser 'n' Things

Memo to Kimberley, the new "Outsider" on The Biggest Loser:

Your breasts are meant to go IN your bra, sweetheart...

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Are you my Flat Daddy?

So basically, if your mommy or daddy is in Iraq fighting the baddies, you can trade them in for a life-size cardboard cutout for FREE!

I just love the possibilities - get daddy to take your flat mommy in for a breast augmentation.......ring Child Services cos flat daddy gave you a paper cut...take flat daddy to the doctor and say you are concerned he has an eating disorder...line flat daddy up at centre half forward for Richmond and improve their premiership chances...

"My flat daddy is in my room with me all the time" - it almost sounds like a Bindy Irwin quote doesn't it?

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Colon Cleansing

Many of you will be well-versed in the genius that is Scott, 2 Be Certain.

Recently, Mr 2BC has been somewhat obsessed with Catherine Tate and her multi-lingual skills, with Mrs 2BC even reporting nocturnal emissions chuckling over this.

This afternoon whilst swapping emails regarding chaos theory in quantum physics the possible similarities between Iva Majoli and Jelena Jankovic, Scott punctuated his argument with the following:

hurdy gurdy gurdy gurr; gurdy


Just one more reason to love the boy and feel incredibly intimidated by his grammatical brilliance.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Great Moments in Australian Cinema

I don't know what it is about an Australian crime tele-movie but i find myself positively moist in anticipation.

Whilst we wait for "Joanne Lees - the Untold Story" (yes apparently they have located the one news agency that she didn't whore her story to...), I remind you of the genius of a blonde Georgie Parker:

"Middle Park???...
My parents have never even BEEN to Middle Park"