Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Are you my Flat Daddy?




So basically, if your mommy or daddy is in Iraq fighting the baddies, you can trade them in for a life-size cardboard cutout for FREE!

I just love the possibilities - get daddy to take your flat mommy in for a breast augmentation.......ring Child Services cos flat daddy gave you a paper cut...take flat daddy to the doctor and say you are concerned he has an eating disorder...line flat daddy up at centre half forward for Richmond and improve their premiership chances...

"My flat daddy is in my room with me all the time" - it almost sounds like a Bindy Irwin quote doesn't it?

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