Tuesday, July 31, 2007


There is something entirely weird about nicknaming a rapist the "Hot Chocolate Rapist" isn't there?

I mean it kinda takes away from the horrible crime and makes me feel almost warm and comforted inside - oh c'mon I'm not the only one who thinks that if a bloke offered me a free ride home and a hot chocolate...

As the incredibly hilarious husband said - "if only he had have used Frappes...."

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

I'd like to solve it please

It appears that Adriana would now like to buy a bowel

A Phrase:

J _ S T F_ R T B _ T C H

"Life is like the Wheel of Fortune, but it does take different roads. The measure of a person once we are gone from this life or once we're not talked about, is what we've left in the hearts of others," she said.
I adore this quote and I challenge everyone to use it at least once a day, particularly if you are defending Lindsay Lohan on driving charges.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Worst. Ad. Ever

I know that many of you will think poorly of me...but everytime I see that AAMI ad where the father and daughter drive around looking for cheap petrol, I pray that they crash and that obnoxious brat Annabelle hurtles through the windscreen.

To make things worse it appears that the reason my AAMI Car Insurance costs so bloody much is that they are paying for this abomination to be aired every commercial break. Surely the money could have been better spent on a decent advertising agency or a speech pathologist for the kid.

Piss off Annabelle and take your bloody "principle" with you.