Friday, April 27, 2007

Things I have almost posted about recently


but couldn't be bothered...

  • Ian Thorpe describing his coffee in the morning (where he has only the "sweetest part of the bean") as an "absolute delight" in the same article he discusses how completely and undeniably straight he is because he sees Angelina Jolie as a "temptress".

  • How brilliant this video is - Pearl for PM...bitch

  • How life cannot get much better when Collingwood pumps both Richmond and Essendon within 12 days....unless of course someone torches the Punt Road Oval grandstand...scum.

  • How Search for the Next Pussycat Doll is the best television show in history.




  • How much I love Rob and Amber.



  • That I still can't decide who was more of a twat on The Biggest Loser - anorexic Chris or weeping Marty. PS Damien will so win Aus Idol 07.

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    • How upset I was that they took the free jumbo tampon samples off the www.itsmybody.com website before I had the chance to send them to all my friends - you know from that really annoying ad with the "vivacious" teenage girls sitting around vaginating each other


    • Whether me and the mighty Bill-dah are massive losers for spending 45mins deciding which 50% off Easter Eggs to buy for ourselves at Kmart Brunswick on Easter Monday...



    • My dinner with Vesna (thankyou Adem IAR for crossing one thing off my "to do before I die" list)



    • How cheap the Best of the V Festival organisers were for not spending $2.50 on a DJ or at least trotting out the Young Divas Rogue Traders to fill in the gaps between acts.



    • My new love for The Chaser even though i'd like to punch Chas in the head




    • How Madonna has the very scary hands of a 90 year old.

    1 comment:

    Adem With An E said...

    Glad you enjoyed dinner, was an absolute joy having you there.

    SO fucking happy to see you back.