How to make Monday's better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceNf-11-ddI

twat of the week

I knew it was more than just that he is from Adelaide, a Young Liberal and incredibly ugly...

5:38: Joel slips on a lemon shirt, turns his collar up, fixes his hair in the mirror and leaves the bedroom.

It's time to go....

Who Dear? Me Dear? No Dear

The most enjoyable part of my morning...

In a conversation with the very adorable Jen from my place of employ...

I think i might be becoming a lesbian...i had a dream about Deborah Hutton last night...it had certain "undertones"...

What next? dreaming of what Margaret Fletcher does with a D'Borteli Riesling bottle? playing canasta with the Brand Power lady? having a swim-off with Petria Thomas?

Australia's Got Crisco

Grant Denyer you dirty, dirty man.





I'm guessing that next season, young Australia's Got Talent winner Bonnie comes back to perform her encore...