Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Who Dear? Me Dear? No Dear

The most enjoyable part of my morning...

In a conversation with the very adorable Jen from my place of employ...

I think i might be becoming a lesbian...i had a dream about Deborah Hutton last night...it had certain "undertones"...

What next? dreaming of what Margaret Fletcher does with a D'Borteli Riesling bottle? playing canasta with the Brand Power lady? having a swim-off with Petria Thomas?

3 comments:

Adem With An E said...

I have it on VERY good authority that Deborah Hutton also has dreams involving other women with "undertones". Sometimes, those undertones are undergone in her very own bedroom.

Anonymous said...

Dearest Woodsman

Please let Jen know that she is no danger of being a lesbian. Debrorah Hutton is a man, man. This is why she was moved to the Myer basement bargin bin.

Let's get drunk and go nay-ked

Baby by Busta said...

I once had a dream involving The Veronicas. They had tie on rubber appendages. They said, "Now you must call us, The Pointy Sisters."
That's the last time I ever go to sleep with Fox FM on.