Nearly all articles are completely "bloggable" but this sentence from the story about sex-cheat William Defoe hit new heights for me:
"Furious Rachel has now spoken out about their four-month relationship, revealing the SKINFLINT side of the England star, their rampant sex romps—and how his manhood, which he nicknamed The Hulk, resembled a NEAPOLITAN ICE CREAM".
WTF??? Need further explanation?
"He used to have a nickname for his ‘thing'. He wasn't very modest and always called it ‘The Hulk'. It was quite distinctive because he has a strange skin pigmentation down there—which means it's the colours of Neapolitan ice cream."
So if at any stage this work week you are having a bit of a shit moment, please rememebr poor William with the Neapoliton cock.