So i am off work today with a major case of food poisoning.
That means I am:
a) bored shitless - well CLEARLY not literally
b) wearing black jocks - better safe than sorry
c) looking for someone to blame - 5 day old strawberry iced krispy kreme im looking at you
d) re-living my uni existence - Dr Phil, KAK, Oprah (see more below on that gold)
e) staring down the box of imodium in a battle of wills - might as well swallow concrete
f) all of the above.
Although there are certainly some bonuses to my current liquidity.
Today Oprah is featuring a COAST TO COAST GREY'S ANATOMY PARTY!!!! Complete with Gayle hosting a vat of screaming wet blondes in Seattle (who have asked 3 questions about Meredith and McDreamy's sex scene in the tub and whether McDreamy or McStramy eats better pussy) and some raving Jason Priestly wanna-be queen with a MASSIVE package (seriously, he must be wearing a cockring) hosting out of Chicago and well there is a group set-up in New York who Oprah seems to have forgotten about.
Well anyway, im praying beyond hope that Oprah asks Isiah Washington if he is OK with Gayle and her's "relationship", but nigger please we know that she aint gonna diss her brudda like that.
OOO now we have a Sarina Russo informercial gracing us instead of a commercial. Not that bitch is ssscccaaarrrryyyyy. "now we did really help you, didnt we?" says Sarina to some poor single mother/widow...
Ok now the palsy has me raving but one last thing is Chandra Wilson (aka Bailey) actually Jessica Mauboy in 15 years time????
1 comment:
That's a brilliant comparison - I love it.
Is it just me or does the mere fact of watching Oprah make you feel ill of itself? I only ever see it when ill, so by association, you see.
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