Pratt to the Rescue?

An amazing story doing the rounds this morning alleging that Jeannie Pratt will be lining up at Centre Half Back for Carlton this season, in an attempt to add some guts to the side and prevent yet another wooden spoon.

In other news, gutsy Australia tennis player Nicole Pratt has quashed rumours saying that she too will play for the Blues in 2007 "you've got to be joking don't you? I've played with some beasts in my career, Petrova, Kuznetsova...but Jeannie Pratt and Lance Whitnall in one side...that's just not right"*.



Billable Units does not usually condone such unfair comparisons

*I slept in the day they taught libel, slander and defamation at law school, so um just in case, she didn't actually say it, but who knows if she was thinking it too...